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Author: A. Holmes

A. Holmes is a school manager, stand up comedian and comedy writer. She writes satirical news articles for The News Dump, angry-funny poetry and likes to tell jokes about how ridiculous human beings can be when they aren't even trying.
24th May 201924th May 2019 A. Holmes

CHILDREN LOVE ME AND IT’S THE WORST

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  • JOHN HUMPHRYS IS RIGHT – WOMEN ARE GREAT AT LOOKING AFTER BABIES AND DOING ALL THE STUFF MEN DON’T WANT TO DO
  • CHILDREN LOVE ME AND IT’S THE WORST
  • WHAT’S THE FASTEST WAY TO A WOMAN’S HEART? NOT MACAROONS
  • WITH NO MEDICINE AFTER BREXIT, WHAT WILL WE USE?
  • AS A MILLENNIAL I CAN NEVER USE BLU TACK

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