CHILDREN LOVE ME AND IT’S THE WORST
I hate children, with their mucus-spilling faces, and their vacant, concussed-style questioning.
Author: Adelina Holmes
Adelina Holmes is a school manager, stand up comedian and comedy writer currently living in Shanghai. She writes satirical news articles for The News Dump, angry-funny poetry and likes to tell jokes about how ridiculous human beings can be when they aren't even trying.